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I told you I was easily distrac…
Since my pre-loved homunculus did a runner on our relationship, I have done my level best to maturely accept the decision, and move on with my life. The spanner in the works of such a noble idea, has...
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Hah, Bumhug!
Thank God that’s over for another year. Now we can look forward to the issues that are really important in our lives. Like what to wear for upcoming New Year’s Eve celebrations. I’d like to be able to...
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An addition to the family.
During my recent shopping expedition, I stumbled across these new additions to the shoeplex. Members of the Armani family, I had noticed them before on my shoe hunting trips, but was waiting for the...
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I’m sorry, Mr Cole.
Or can I call you Kenny? No? Geez, I was only trying to be friendly…. Regardless, it was very remiss of me not to mention the latest addition to the Kenneth Cole family in the Shoeplex. I picked these...
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Slippery little suckers!
I took my new Julius Marlows out the other day for lunch. No, wait. That sounds like a weird lunch, even for me. Let me rephrase that. I went out to lunch with a friend, and wore the new Julius Marlow...
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Teal for the tootsies.
I’d like to introduce you to the newest resident of the Shoeplex. For those times when blue just won’t do. When green simply shouldn’t be seen. Because grey is just so yesterday. I can only think of...
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They made me an offer I couldn’t refuse.
That title makes absolutely no sense. Allow me to add some perspective Today we’re talking about Brando shoes. No, not the heavy load bearing shoes. Let’s talk about the Australian brand of Italian...
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Top three ways to make a man fall in love with you.
It almost happened, Occasional Reader. I came so close to falling completely and utterly in love recently. Who knew it could take so little, but I thought I’d let you all in on the top three...
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No rhyme, nor reason.
I don’t really need an excuse to add another resident to the Shoeplex. Which is a good thing, because I don’t really have one for these. They were just too damned comfortable to leave in the shop. Oh...
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No better reason…
So there I was, browsing through the footwear specials in the store when I spotted these, and the internal arguing started: It’s funny how quickly one gets used to the voices…. Hey, I don’t have a pair...
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The things I do…
I recently conducted a cull of some of the less than conspicuous residents of the Shoeplex, as is necessary from time to time. There’s a slight issue though. I can’t seem to grasp the concept of...
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